2008 Letters to Friends and Family of Galapagos Family Vacations 

Family and Friends Letters 2008.

Dec. 2, 2008
Dear Friends and Family,

The Day of The Dead is a holiday celebrated/observed here. It is not held in honor of a famous rock/jam band, but rather actually what the title says. It is held in honor of dead people. The celebration manifests generally in visiting the cemetery where the dead rest and having a picnic. In Spanish nobody “plays” the piano, guitar or violin. They “touch” them. If someone plays an instrument well, you say, “They touch it very good”. If you are talking to someone on the phone who says they know you, but you can’t remember them you can ask them to give you the “freeway” or “runway” meaning, please explain how I know you.

They are finishing a new boardwalk or “Malicon” of inlaid stone bricks that when finished will front the entire bay here. In order to do this they have to remove several concrete obstructions, several walls and the most daunting a concrete haul out for boats that was built only fifteen years ago. This haul out is perhaps the finest piece of construction on the island, reinforced with intricate cages of ¾ inch rebar, built by an American company. It’s only visible defect has to do with the quality of sand they used to mix with the concrete. The concrete is eroding away from the gravel at and around the tide line. To remove it, the workers are using chisels made of lengths of one inch rebar and hammers. Eight of them have been working for two weeks with, as you can imagine small results.

The weather is changing right on time this year unlike last year where we had to wait until practically the end of December for this change. The seasons change slowly here in the following manner. The ocean currents fight each other a seesaw battle for a month or so. The water warms up one day from 65 to 75 degrees, then returns to 64 for a week, warms up to 76 for a few days, then returns to 68 for a few days, warms up to 77 for a week, then returns as it did today to a frigid 62. Tomorrow or the next day it will warm again for a longer period. It’ll take a few more weeks for the change to take hold. The air temp follows suit though 10 degrees warmer on the cool side and about equal on the warm side. In six more weeks we’ll have 80 degree water and air.

Blue footed boobies are called Lancers (piqueros) here for the way they drive themselves into the sea. Our office fronts the beach. We now have a web cam which shows the view on our web site. One evening as I was closing up I encountered a group of ten German tourists. There was a two day old sea lion pup who had crawled just this side of the small sea wall, waiting for his mom to return from feeding. These pups are cute as cute can be and trusting. One of the men was petting the pup as if it were a dog while others in the group were taking flash pictures of him. If a human touches one of these pups, the mom will smell their sent and won’t nurse it. Flashes have detrimental effects on sea lion’s ability to see. They didn’t know. They were without a guide, had no Spanish, little English, apparently nobody had explained even the most fundamental regulations of the National Park and they had killed that pup as sure as if they had crushed its head with a rock, probably blinded it too. They were brought here by one of those evil, foreign owned travel agencies. We had to listen to it bleating outside the office for two days until he/she finally died.

On a lighter note, we eat a lot of oranges when they are in season as there are maybe fifty orange trees for every human inhabitant. These oranges do not divide neatly into sections as does your basic Navel orange, they are more like large Valencia oranges so what we do is peel the zest off the outside, leaving the orange covered in the pulp directly below the zest and then eat it like an apple, working around the core. It is a little messy, but far less than trying to peel them completely and separate them into sections.

Here the moon passes its phases almost vertically. So as it waxes from a new moon it is frowning at you, as it is waning toward a new moon it is smiling, the smile getting wider each night. The other twilight the moon was smiling at us, with two planets above, Venus and Mars. The stars weren’t yet visible, just this face in the purple-grey twilight sky, two eyes slightly offset with a smile.

Child at the BeachFoot Prints in Sand
A new species has been discovered in the Galapagos. Small footprints were first discovered on a remote beach on the far side of the island and later after months of stalking scientists finally got a picture of the creature fleeing toward the ocean.


Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

November 23rd
Dear Friends and Family,

Lisa connection update- “Four fingers” is the nickname for fisherman Edison Bonillo. The other morning with the bed of his pick up truck full of freshly caught lisa (a kind of mullet a foot to two long, cost fifty cents a piece) he was driving around the pueblo at first light selling his work of the night before. My wife was walking our son in his stroller. With a fifteen month old we are both up before dawn, every day. Neither Four Fingers nor my wife had a bag so they put twenty of these fish in the stroller poach, maybe twenty five pounds worth. My wife had an idea. A little back story here: What the locals do with lisa is gut them, scale them and cook them whole. This is a whole lot of work both preparing/cleaning and eating. You have to clean out the gut cavity, scale them, cook them and then when you eat them you have to work around bones and skin. We just fillet them. Quicker, cleaner, faster, we waste some meat for the sake of convenience. We’ve been burying the carcasses in the garden, but have had such a bad infestation of fire ants this year (the ants find the carcasses and make a nest in them and then you can’t work in the garden without getting attacked) that we’d begun just putting the carcasses in the trash. My wife’s idea was to clean them on the rocks at the beach which is fifty yards from our house. The idea had occurred to me, but I hadn’t wanted to walk that far and thought our garden could use the organic matter. The genius of her idea had nothing to do with walking distances or fire ants; it was to show our son the frigate birds. These are big black birds that remind some people of pterodactyls. They have six foot wing spans and will swoop and catch any offal thrown in the air and once interested will eat out of the hand of an outstretched arm while hovering. They fight over flying pieces of meat after you throw them, you can hear their wings flapping and colliding. When you are working away cleaning fish there might be six or eight of these giant birds flapping around not ten feet from your head. You have to guard your fillets from them and hope that their poo which they sometimes realize while flying doesn’t land on you. And of course the pelicans show up and the blue footed boobies only because they see other birds working. So there you a have man with his fillet knife working away under a cloud of frigate birds, surrounded by attending pelicans on the ground not six feet away and beyond them maybe thirty feet away blue footed boobies watching with interest. The man is throwing fish parts to the Frigates and fish heads to the Pelicans. You have a wife and a fifteen month old son looking on. After about fifteen minutes you have the fifteen month old son who in his pajamas is scrambling over rocks to reach the water while his parent’s attention is elsewhere. Shortly after that you have a sand incrusted, happy kid in soaking wet pajamas and diaper within the surf among the rocks and ten pounds of lisa fillets. Our son hardly even noticed the birds or the fish. Maybe next week.

Ingala (the government branch that enforces the laws regarding who can live, come or vacation here), The Charles Darwin Foundation and The Galapagos National Park invited us to attend a presentation they were all giving together about the need to work together toward a common goal. The head of the Charles Darwin Foundation here on San Cristobal stopped by the house to give me the invite just as our son made a break for racing across the street in front of his car. I snatched my son up, threw him on my shoulder and greeted Juan Carlos at the car window. I had never seen these three agencies giving a presentation together so I assumed it would be another one of those mind numbing meetings where people talk and talk when really, as I could gather from the invite all they had to say was, “Under the direction of the national referendum that passed last month, we are obliged to work together more closely and to prove it we’re having a meeting and passing out very expensive books to all of you invitees to whom we feel this information is important”. The public was also invited to attend, but chose as far as I could tell, not to, though if they had they would have been treated to wine and hours derives after. I had to put on a nice shirt, shave etc. Bere and I take turns going to these things, part of our community involvement, plus the local TV stations always run a piece on these meetings, always accompanied by a shot panning the audience and inevitably we are prominent in this so that once a month we are on TV here. The last one I was in was about the opening of a new TV channel along the lines of “The Family Channel” in the US. That channel never did get up, owing to a blown transformer and the consequent burning of their equipment. This meeting though actually was important to attend. The presentation focused on the importance of realizing that the socio-economics of managing the people living in a World Heritage Site has as much importance as managing the wild life and enforcing regulations because the two go hand in hand. You wouldn’t think this would be a new perspective in the Galapagos, but it is. There were maybe two hundred people there, all the who’s whos, the governor, mayor, heads of the three above mentioned agencies etc. and of course many of our friends. I don’t know if we were the only “commercial” (as in working company) invited, but we were the only one present. Perhaps the others didn’t care if they got on TV or not.

Jokes as well as most sayings do not translate well English to Spanish. One of my favorite jokes, “What does a person have in their eye if they have a bee in their fist?” Answer: Beauty. “Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder”. In Spanish “The beholder” gets translated into either the witness or the experiencer, neither of which begins with “abeja” which means bee. There is a derogatory joke I like that does translate, I first heard it years ago as a “Pollock joke”. In this age when we are all more educated and sensitive you don’t hear too many Pollock or Blond jokes, though attorney jokes still seem to float. Anyway, I changed this Pollock joke only a little for the following translation which does get a laugh here. “There was a Quitanian (person from Quito), a Galapaganian (person from the Galapagos) and a gringo taking a desert survival course. On the first day the instructor asked, “If you found yourself alone and lost in the desert and could have only one thing with you, what would it be?” The Quitanian answered, “A compass so I could find my way out.” The Galapaganian answered, “Lots and lots of water so that I could survive until I found my way out” and the gringo said, “A car door.” “A car door?” the others asked. The gringo explained, “If it gets too hot, I can roll down the window.” Attached is another example of the friendliness of the animals here, a dolphin who likes its belly rubbed so much it will swim into your open arms, belly up. The second is a sight many of you have seen, the same dolphins on their way to a dinner engagement.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

October 4
Dear Friends and Family,

Feral cats are a huge problem here in the Galapagos. A friend of mine who works for the national park recently returned from a three week trip to the far tip of the island eradicating feral cats. The tip of the island is roughly 40 miles of lava desert waste land away from the nearest human habitation. The birds and lizards the cats eat are easy prey as they have never had to deal with wild cats stalking them. Many of the people here are poorly educated and or apathetic about the care of pets. So there are naturally feral cats living on the outskirts of town. There is an agency that takes care or tries to take care of these. So every few months, there will be some wild cats hanging around as we live on the outskirts of town. What you do is go to this run down looking office, tell them about the cats and they make you write and sign a letter, a formal “denunciation” of the cats. You would do the same thing at the police station if you had an irresolvable problem with your neighbor. Yes! I denounce these wild cats!

Here on San Cristobal we have pretty good water delivered through the pipes as it comes from a fresh water lake and there isn’t anything in between. Still we buy our drinking water from what I like to refer to as “The Sparklets Man”. He drives around in his truck, all day, everyday with five gallon bottles of “purer” water. It has gone through an extra filtration process. He honks his horn outside your house and you yell to him if you need water or not. You can not “spend” time in Spanish. You pass time, use time, have time, dedicate time, but you do not spend time. Time in Spanish is not currency.

This season is the “garua” (misty/drizzly) season where it will often be drizzly in the highlands and occasionally down by the sea. Here on the equator when the sun shines, it is intense and hot, something like the sun through a magnifying glass. It only takes a couple hours of sun on black asphalt to heat it up something like I would imagine those ceramic oven tops. When the drizzle comes in after a few hours of this super heating of the asphalt road the crosses the island it steams, for hours. You have the drizzle coming down and the steam going up. It is pretty trippy to drive through.

Almost every Sunday, a guy drives around with the bed of his pick up truck filled with lisa, a kind of herring I believe, all about a foot or a foot and half long, cost fifty cents a piece. We buy five dollars worth. I fillet them up. We burry the carcasses in the garden and we have maybe ten pounds of fish and it is pretty good tasting.

The big news here this week is that the referendum on the re-write of the country’s constitution passed. For the officials of the State of the Galapagos and the rest of the states of the country for that matter, this is huge news. The Federal government now has control of what they here to for thought of as “their” own jurisdiction, not necessarily meaning the people or environment. Here in the Galapagos that may transcend to ACTUALLY limiting the number of people that come here. They are talking about mandating that tours spend at least seven days here whether touring on land or on a cruise or increasing the Park entrance fee beyond the increase of $100 to $200 per person that will begin next year. Personally, while we’d like to keep costs down for our “hearts”, this would reduce the number of people that show up “unguided” and do silly things like throw rocks at sea lions, etc.

We are just back from a six week marathon trip that included the joy of seeing the marriage of my sister in Los Angeles, a very sweet visit with a family that traveled with us last year, too much business, an incredible three weeks with our son’s grandparents and literally ten flights with a fifteen month old, several of them longer than six hours. As you can imagine, we are all happy to be home. It was a surprising joy to watch our kid be so excited to be here again with his own toys, his own room. First trip to the beach, I missed grabbing him as he ran past me down the sand berm, full body first into a surging wave which knocked him over, head down underwater as it washed him back up the thirty feet he’d just run down. I caught him as the surge was taking him back toward the sea. He came up laughing. I think we all feel the same way.

Attached are one view from Hotel Casa Blanca with the Maltese Falcon in the bay and the other is a sea lion dreaming while sleeping on the fairway of the 18th hole.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

September 2
Dear Friends and Family,

These islands are famous for their weird animals that have practically no fear of humans, even seem curious sometimes, but even the regular every day animals are always doing odd things. We have a night heron, doofy looking bird walks around like a Nazi soldier on Thorazine, hunting bugs that are attracted to the lights. This bird will walk around right under the patio table. The other morning I watched a lava lizard eating a cockroach, whole. The cockroaches are as big as mice and they fly. Mature Lava lizards are eight or ten inches long, about half tail. It took him an hour to swallow the thing. You can call the birds to you with noises, well at least “Darwin’s” finches and the Galapagos Mocking Bird. “Swish-swish-swish” for the finches and a squeaky sucking noise you can make on your hand for the Mocking birds. They’ll come land on your friend’s shoulder if they are standing still enough.

It is entirely acceptable to go up to anyone’s house here and ask for a drink of water.

Nelson, Smith, Wilson, Whitman, Hamilton, Jackson, Edison and Stalin are all very popular first names for men. Mercy is popular for women.

AP Adventures, the travel division of Disney is now going to be selling tours of the Galapagos. As you know one of the gravest problems we face here is the introduction of invasive, non-native species. Apparently we can now add at least two others to the list: apodemus disneyus and dendroeygna disneyus (Mickey Mouses and Donald Ducks). You can imagine how happy the Galapagos National Park and Charles Darwin Foundation are about this. For us, well… Imagine if Disneyland offered to be your guide at Nordstroms, picked you up at your house in a nice car, took you there and made all the commissions off the items you purchased, but were not responsible for the care of the merchandise nor the store.

Our 15 month old is named technically: Roland, Robert, Schleicher, Norris, Crespo, Van Horn and I always add “of the Galapagos”, which for some reason cracks him up. When his mom is pissed at him she says, “Roland Robert Schleicher Norris!” That cracks ME up.

I’m “phoning” this letter in. That is we’re in the US these weeks for my sister’s wedding, show my folks their grand kid etc. Seems odd to send this off from here.

Attached is the cover of a song you all know, with a latin beat and the words in Spanish. See how long it takes you to recognize it. It is a pretty catchy little song.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

August 2
Dear Friends and Family,

Our soon to be fourteen month old son loves nothing more, when the surf is up, than to charge down the burm of sand into onrushing waves, which knock him off his feet and wash him back up that burm. This drives his mom absolutely frantic as what happens is he gets knocked down, his head under water as he’s washed back up the burm. He comes up for air as the surge abates, giggling. Then as the water recedes, it tries to sweep him back into the sea, at which time I hopefully catch him, set him on his feet on the sand in the receding water and he turns to the sea again, running toward the next wave. His mom is no longer allowed to play with us like this because she is constantly making these sudden sucking in of air completely panicked noises and when he gets particularly roughed up, she rushes up to him, jerks him out of the water, “Oh my God, are you alright?” Basically scares him half out of his wits. Most other people on the beach are also nervous. What if I missed him and he got sucked out into the next wave? Turns out, I know from more than a few experiences what happens is he floats and holds his breath. Re-reading this I imagine I’m making some of you nervous too. The waves are only a foot or two… you probably have to be there... you’re probably considering writing a letter to social services, I would. The thing is, you set him down on the beach, he plays in the sand for about a minute, looks up at the water and heads for it at a trot. What are you going to do? I know, he’s only fourteen months old. He does these kinds of things all day long. Eats dirt, leaves, flowers, puts rocks in his mouth for fun, climbs up on chairs, furniture etc. No means go to him. At least in the ocean, at the beach it is mostly soft landings. I’m a new dad. I have no idea really. Really.

We’re working on some changes to our web site. If not by the time you read this soon after we’ll have added: a photo gallery of several hundred really spectacular photos taken by one of our guides, culled from thousands he’s taken over the years. We’re commenting weekly on the news about Galapagos as it comes out of the US and reporting the “news” from here, these are archived, along with these letters to Friend’s and Family from April 2007 to present. There’s a very important paper written by the Charles Darwin Foundation, “Galapagos At Risk” a socio/economic analysis. The man who wrote “Plundering Paradise” gave us permission to use as much of his book as we wanted, so we have several chapters of that available, we have a webcam which broadcasts from our office. It has the base of the original pier, the beach, sea lions, boobies etc. and Punta Cerola in the distance. There is also a novel I wrote about beginning our lives here, titled “Living Galapagos”.

I have needed to have a license to drive our atv around for years. It hasn’t been an issue because, well we live on an island and I taught English to the police for some time, but it became an issue when a new group of police were shifted in and one of them was insulted by the fact that one putridly hot day, quite accidentally I was driving around without a shirt or helmet (there is no traffic on our cobbled streets and nobody drives any faster then 15 mph). He was sweltering in his uniform and required undershirt. In order to obtain a license to drive a motor cycle (moto) in Ecuador now days you have to take a class provided by the police, 5 sessions of two hours each. They were waiting until there were enough people to hold the class here in San Cristobal. So every Monday, I had to check in to see if they were going to have the class that week. I did this for six months, punishment enough in my mind. They finally had the class and I made the first Monday night session and learned that the head is not like a melon as some people believe, but more like an egg. So helmets are like an egg carton. Imagine what would happen if eggs didn’t come in cartons? Also I learned about the various types of licenses, license plates, grades of fines that we have here in Ecuador and other equally fascinating menutia. The next night we had a small emergency with one of our groups so I couldn’t attend “moto” class. The following night I went to explain my situation to the instructor, who was late and I was only able to speak with the aforementioned offended officer. I’d have to wait until the next course was offered so that I could receive all of the lessons. Each one was very important and needed to be followed in sequence, he informed me. Okay, I figured I had a six month reprieve. On the following Monday I saw the instructor of the class on the street while driving the atv. He flagged me down and told me to go straight to the police station. Talk only to his secretary. The reason was that my license was ready for me to pick up and he knew the offended officer was away on duties. And I think maybe as polite as I am, they had had about enough of me swinging by every week.

Now days, as the days and water are a little cooler, we take our kid to the beach just before sunset rather than just after dawn. So this means we all get up 5:30-6:00 AM every day, goof around a little then I head off to the office, brief case and cup of tea in hand, out the gate, passed the park, over the bridge to the office which fronts the beach. I feel very executive and frankly kind of proud, cup in hand, brief case and all, just your average businessman heading to the office until I think what a doofy picture it would make, gringo in slaps, shorts, tank top, do-rag, likely needing a shave with a cup of coffee in one hand, brief case in the other as he walks past palm trees, trying to change the Galapagos, one visitor at a time.

In the last letter I sent out I mentioned one of our “hearts”, lacking a good photo of a blue footed boobie, so I sent her to the base of the old pier in front of our office. She sent me the picture along with a note of thanks so I’ve attached it and another taken outside the office of the base of that pier. I took the picture because of the lighting on the boats in the distance.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

July 3
Dear Friends and Family,

The other afternoon on my way to speak with one of the local fishermen about their trip with a group of our “hearts” the next morning, I was stopped by the police. “Rickie, I’m sorry you have to pull over and park your moto. No one is allowed to drive until six PM out of respect for the environment”. It was five-fifty PM. Wow, I thought and began imagining the consequences. Was the entire world really not driving for one hour and I had somehow managed to miss this news? I asked. The answer was no. Just in Ecuador? No. Just in the Galapagos? No. Just in San Cristobal? Yes. It brought a smile to my face and I had ten minutes to think of what might happen if the world really did stop driving for one hour out of respect for the environment, that even if you didn’t want to it would be enforced by the police through out the world, course they wouldn’t be calling people by their first names nor likely apologizing, but still…

G8 has built for free three giant wind turbines here on San Cristobal to augment the diesel generators that supply our electricity. It is a wonderful, generous thing to have done. The bad news is not really news to anybody here. The wind blows harder after dark in the highlands where the turbines are. The wind blows less in the hottest time of year when demand is at its peak (air conditioning and refrigeration are most needed). We have no manner for storing the excess electricity that the wind turbines produce largely when no one needs it, but we do now have wind turbines that do reduce our use of diesel to some degree. We also have a vastly more intermittent electrical supply than we did before. They can’t seem to manage the patching in and out of the turbine generated electricity with our diesel generated electricity. The electricity gets cut even more randomly and frequently than before the turbines. The other not news is that the wind generators break down often and service personnel and parts have to be sent for. Perhaps the most important factor that contributed to the accomplishment of installing the turbines was the tireless and practically thankless work of men who lobbied, hassled and coerced this idea into reality, men who salary themselves out of “non-profits”. In theory, if they were working in the private sector they would be compensated equally for less altruistic work.

Our current Governor, ex head of the National Park for what may have been its most challenging/pivotal decade was having breakfast in the café around the corner from our office. He was eating alone. I said “Hi” as I entered, shook his hand and sat down to talk with one of our guides at a different table. I did this as a matter of courtesy to him. There were a couple of things I would have liked to talk about with him, but they were not so important that he couldn’t finish his scrambled eggs in peace. San Cristobal is the Capital of the Galapagos, but his family lives on Santa Cruz and he prefers to spend his time there, only comes here for hectic business trips. The local politicians and businessmen would prefer that as Governor he made his residence here in “The Capital”. When he is here his moments of peace are few. He has come to our house a few evenings on the pretext of business (we are working to send tourists to Floreana where his family owns a good share of the private property there and it is where he was born and raised, current population, 87) but I suspect his objectives at our house have more to do with getting away from it all than with business. We are somewhat outside of the political maneuverings etc. do not keep up on gossip, do not have anything to ask of him other than that he continue doing how he has done. Depends on who you talk to, but this man is either a kind of real life super hero or a kind of Don Quixote. It would take hours to explain, there’s a few books you can read. Google Eliecer Cruz. He told me once he wants to write a book of his own. That would be THE story of the reality of the Galapagos today. What I ought to do is get our picture taken together, have him sign it, frame it and put it up in the office. He would cringe at the idea. His wife would wonder why more people didn’t do it.

Our semi-new office on the beach front has yielded up some unexpected treats in exchange for my having an office job for the first time in my life. We can watch the planes as they cross the bay to land at the airport, they’re right there out the glass front door gliding in, we have developed relationships with the sea lions who like to sleep on our door step (as with dogs), twice I’ve seen eagle rays mating not ten yards off the beach, directly out front is the old jetty that based the first wooden pier ever built here and this month there’s been a lot of bait fish in the bay so there’s a gaggle of blue footed boobies perched there constantly in a row with their butts hanging over the water, put the binocs to your eyes and their turquoise feet shine like a picture out of a guide book. I even sent one of our hearts there the other week, because she hadn’t been able to get a good shot of a blue footed boobie. Better still, is the hammock we hung on the back of the bathroom door which we can sling after locking the door. Not that we do very often. It is just knowing that we could that is priceless.

The attached photos are: one of the rare Galapagos Hippopotamus and his best friend. Most of you have seen our logo of the tortoise with wings. Only in the Galapagos can tortoises fly and pal around with hippos. The other is our son on the beach the other day. Note his buddy waiting to play at the water’s edge.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

June 3
Dear Friends and Family,

"Hogar" = home, perhaps more accurately, the place where you feel at home in this world. If this place, this “hogar” is San Cristobal, Galapagos, you have the experience of people always leaving. You don't have to live on an island to feel that way, but it helps. With our business we do have the rare privilege to go to the airport to meet new friends unloading from an airplane almost daily and we do also have the privilege to see them off. The former is generally more touching. It is always sad to see people you’ve grown to care about in more than a professional way go. It is natural to be happy to meet someone, but it is not the same as saying good bye. Emotionally, almost daily, we go to the airport to say good bye to someone we’ve grown to care about and often enough, intentions and words aside, it is forever.

We have some married friends who live in a very rustic Cabana type thing. She was born Indian (as in India). Her father was from Costa Rica. She is a water color artist, poet, furniture designer and the matron saint, mother, friend, mentor to the local gals lucky enough to swim within her gentle, generous influence. He’s an environmental engineer from Spain, here to help the farmers develop new world techniques and markets and build waste deposal facilities for the island, serious, bald, pot bellied, concerned and a really good man, learning to play the violin at fifty-three. We go to their funky termite infested cabana to listen to Vivaldi, drink decent wine and soak up the gracious, generous spirit of the place. He makes a Piea in an aluminum frying pan on the barbeque. In their crappy old propane oven she will have baked an apple crisp that just melts your heart. One day we took them to the airport too.

An era is ending in San Cristobal. There is a date. Things will be far different after June 1, 2008. It is the end of a way of life here. Some people think this is “progress”, “normal”, “you have to make sacrifices”, “you loose something, but gain something ‘better’”, “the universe hates a vacuum”, “you can’t fight city hall”. Things are constantly being born in this world and ending. We are supposed to appreciate that there in rests stability, in constant change. We naturally use events as dividing lines, forgetting the germination of these events was actually the turning point be it a week or five years before they bloom and make us pay attention. In this case for most of you, you’ll put your hand to your forehead and say or think, “Oh my God!” On San Cristobal, beginning next week you will no longer be able to ride in the bed of pick up trucks! For those of you who don’t know, most of the taxis are four doored pick up trucks here and as everyone knows, the best seats are out back. I could explain about a leftist government, for all its good, comes all its bad, the government in everyone’s business. In this case a nationally mandated insurance for motor vehicles is the culprit, absolutely needed on the continent, completely superfluous here.

Maybe ten days a year if you live on the equator you can look out to sea, toward the next land fall, in this case if you’re looking west south west, a group of tiny islands thousands of miles of ocean away (The Marquesas) and have all that ocean lapping at your feet as if that immense volume of water was only a small lake. It doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world except for those who live near the equator. It is as if you are standing in front of a five hundred thousand square mile swimming pool. You can stand on the beach and see the small fish swimming ten feet below the water, thirty yards off shore with nothing more than a tiny lap of a wave coercing your feet.

It rained this year, so in the low lands, that eight months out the year look like some kind of tortured lava rock desert with dead trees and cacti, there are suddenly pastoral vistas of green meadows, albeit meadows with cactus trees in them, but there are places where it really looks like there ought to be some cows or horses grazing, maybe some deer amongst them.

A taxi driver was talking to Bere the other day about the way I sometimes carry our eleven month old around on my shoulder. I hoist him up there mostly because it’s easier to carry him that way and it’s cooler for both of us. He drapes his arm over my head. The taxi driver said, “It’s like the kid is some kind of king or something and your husband is too proud of him.” Those of you who know Bere know that this good man got read up one side and down the next. Odd thought processes are not so odd here. I’ve been working on an article for travel magazines and in one of the drafts I had a part about how we’re trying to move forward but “Naturally, there are a lot of tentative alliances, betrayals, conflicting views, infighting and petty jealousies. We’re island people”.

You would never have thought from their name, that Blue Footed Boobies would be all that athletic. They get their name from a clown, blue footed clowns was how it translated more than a hundred years ago. No one would ever call them clowns in their daily lives, only in their mating rituals and aren’t we all? Now in Spanish they are known as “Blue Foots” or “Lancers”. They dive into the water like pelicans, except with extreme velocity, up to seventy miles an hour, I’m told. They can dive/drive twenty feet deep. I once had the rare opportunity to see from a cliff above a gaggle of them working a small cove. The water here is clearer than most people’s swimming pools. We watched them plummeting out of the sky and then their trails once they penetrated the line that separated clear air and water. When underwater they look like a tiny torpedo with quick steering. When they surface they pop up like a submerged volleyball. Watching this hundred or so of them working, some plummeting from the sky, some shooting through the water, some popping up, some taking wing, all happening at once, it looked like a kind of crazy fireworks show that was piercing dimensions coming and going. The attached two photos are of them.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

April 28
Dear Friends and Family,

It is no different in the Galapagos than anywhere else in the world, with minor exceptions that when you have a ten month old child, your life is very different than it was before… like say when he was six months old. Now he sleeps through the night, goes down 6:30 and pops up at 5:30, though has learned nothing is going to happen until 6:00, so he goofs around in his bed waiting, a veritable angel in Huggies. He’ll be standing there on his bed hanging onto the railing. Most mornings you feed him a little, put on your swim suits, put him in his back pack and head off to the beach on the ATV. Yesterday he was playing with a baby octopus caught in a tide pool, would watch it change form to look like a piece of kelp, lay flat on the sand and turn the color of the sand, or against a rock and suddenly become part of the rock. He’d pull the little bugger away, tentacles grappling around his tiny hand and then let it go again to see what it would do. His mom was practically hysterical when she approached us after her walk. I was waiting to see when he would put it in his mouth like he does with everything else. The morning sun hits the sides of the rocks facing east, so just after dawn you’ll see the marine iguanas, clinging to the sides of those rocks, staring straight ahead, up at the sky. You might see ten or twenty of them within your field of vision, silly looking, really. We go at dawn because the sun is not so intense, the air is cooler and it is a pretty nice way to start the day, bathing in the sea, playing around on the beach with your wife and kid in San Cristobal, Galapagos, Planet Earth.

Sunday mornings, as with much of the rest of the world we go out for breakfast as a family to the local IHOP. Of course we have no International House of Pancakes here, but our favorite breakfast spot has café dining on the street, both normal breakfasts (for here) and a morning soup called Encebollado (onion fish soup). They have this only on Sundays because Sunday mornings follow Saturday nights and it is supposed to have some curative powers. For me it is just good soup. I pour enough hot sauce, lime and ketchup into it and it tastes like Mexico. We socialize with our friends passing by, Erey sits in his 4X4 stroller sucking on pieces of watermelon and it is just like Sunday anywhere else except there is no Sunday paper. The very few things I miss about the US are an odd conglomeration stuff I never really did that much of when I lived there anyway. Reading the Sunday paper on Sunday morning is one of them. Going to the ball park to watch an afternoon baseball game I did maybe once a year, twice in a good year and that’s about it with the exception of friends and family and the ability to buy/find stuff.

The death bells tolled in the Catholic church at dawn a few days back. Six bells and a pause, six bells and a pause, six times. In the silence between the bells we could hear the sea lions bellow on the beach, the roosters crow and the morning birds chirp. We lay in bed, not talking, listening to the bells, remembering this woman who we had known, Donna Carmelita. Her picture’s on the web site in the page about Galapagos Family. She had eighty-three years when she died. Everyone had known she was on her death bed. Legend has it that she was the one who brought the Carmelito insect from the mainland here to San Cristobal with some fruit she was importing. This is a nasty little bug, looks like a nat, doesn’t buzz, lands on you and sucks your blood until it is too fat to fly and then just falls off. You’ll look at your arm and see six or eight of them, wipe them off with your hand leaving six or eight blood streaks and six or eight itchy little bites that will have a red dot in the middle. She claimed to own El Junco, the lake filled volcano which is the island’s water source most of the year and maybe she did before the government imposed it’s eminent domain and took it from her family. She owns all the land around it or did own. She was never very nice to me unless there was an angle. That kind of thing matters much less when you’ve learned the particular person has died. There is a tradition, frowned upon by the Catholic Church, but it is a San Cristobal institution. Whenever anyone dies, they set up a canopy tent outside their house and maybe twenty to fifty chairs, depending, for two days. The body lays in the living room. If it’s a house in town, they close off the street. You go pay your respects to the house, the family and the spirit/body, some people will sit there for all of the two days. I’ve never gone to one. The first year I was here though, while passing one and seeing some acquaintances and figuring it was a kind of holiday gathering, maybe there had been a speaker who had spoken in front of the house, I gave them the season’s greetings with a smile, Feliz Navidad! When people want to give me a hard time for fun, they still mention it, six years after the fact. Those same people have a few other things on me too. Living on an island, it is natural to hoard things to use later.

A jar of “olives with bone” means they are not pitted.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

March 28
Dear Friends and Family,

Business: We had three of the groups scheduled for May and June cancel so we’re not going to be as busy as we’d like. Should anyone be interested in coming… Those are my favorite months, weather and animal watching wise and it’s rained more than normal this year, so the islands are green all over. One other business thing, we’ve been running this Google ad for about a year and I’ve yet to speak with one person who found us through that ad. Could you take a minute and let us know if any of you did find us through that ad?

My adopted Uncle likes to talk about the first tourist he ever saw here. We’ve all heard the story so many times, but we never grow tired of watching the twinkle he gets in his one good eye. He doesn’t get around so well anymore, had a cane and now a walker, but still his eye twinkles as good as it ever did. “It happened in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and sixty-nine.” In that year there were no paved streets, there were three “sometimes” working cars on the island, there was electricity only for a couple hours a day, some days. Sometimes a week or weeks would pass without it. Candle light was popular, flashlights were rare because batteries were even rarer and expensive. People ate what they grew or caught, supplemented by a sack of imported rice or flour and if times got hard, they could always eat lobster. It was easy to catch by hand and plentiful, the poor man’s meat. It was not surprising for sailing yachts to arrive occasionally, but these were not “tourists proper”. According to my uncle, the first proper tourist disembarked from a cruise ship owned by Metropolitan Tours. My Uncle held out his hand at the pier to a small, very beautiful woman and helped her from the dingy to the solid planks of the pier. She “pierced him” with her smile. She was accompanied by four other tourists and a guide who quickly separated the company from my Uncle’s presence. He watched them walk away up the pier toward the only store and smelled his hand. After her touch it “smelled of roses”. At this point of his story he’ll pull out of his wallet a crinkled magazine picture or if you’re in his home, point to a framed, glass covered picture on the wall of a less weathered, but still ancient copy of the same magazine picture he has in his wallet. It is a picture of Jane Fonda circa 1970. “It is for the touch of this beautiful woman that I never married.” The next day he came down with a horrible cold and within a week, everyone on the island had the same cold. He’ll finish his story in these times where we have electricity usually 24/7, water delivered by pipe, five cruise ships anchored in the harbor and the people still as in his day practically unable to touch these visitors to our islands. And he’ll have that twinkle in his eye, “This is why the powers that be keep us separated from the tourists, to protect us.” He does not have the words facetious or ironic. He doesn’t need them. His one good eye sparkles.

There are only so many telephone lines available in San Cristobal. If you built a house and wanted a telephone, you couldn’t get one. All the telephone lines that exist are being used. For our office, we had to rent a line/phone number from a friend in order to have telephone service.

In the mornings we often go to the bakery for our daily bread, steaming hot rolls, six cents a piece or ten for fifty cents.

The delivery of fresh water to everyone’s house is accomplished by a system of gravity fed tubes. We receive water through these tubes four hours a day, four days a week with which we fill our cisterns. The challenging thing about this system is that there is no schedule. You might receive your water in the middle of the night and next week on completely different days at completely different times. We are about to receive gravity fed water 24/7. This will be a welcome change though I can already hear myself sometime in the future waxing fondly about the days when we didn’t know when the water was coming.

It rained a bit more this year than normal (some years it doesn’t rain at all). We’ve had some pretty dramatic down pours where it’s raining so hard it’s difficult to draw a breath and of course it’s warm enough that for fun you walk out in one of these down pours. There’s been some flooding etc., but nothing serious. The islands are green-green.

Bere had her birthday this month. It’s difficult to buy gifts here, there are for example no jewelry stores, no flower shops, actually there is one that sells plastic flowers so for a gift I bought her some plastic flowers and chartered a boat to head out to Leon Dormido. We don’t often go with our hearts, unless their guide needs some help and if we do we’re working and more concerned about them than having a good time. It was nice to have the boat and do only what we wanted. We swam the channel at Leon Dormido twice. It was full of sharks, literally hundreds. I’d never seen so many, just swimming around you, checking you out with the occasional ray or sea turtle or sea lion and every now again groups of darting tuna swimming by. It was one of those sunny days where the water had a visibility of forever and the sun would project rays from your head into the water before you, just another day here, another one of those things people travel half way around the world to see and we have to have a holiday, bonk ourselves upside the head to appreciate it.

A boat sailed into the bay the other day, three hundred feet long, aluminum masts and spares. Everything automatic. They say it can be sailed by radio control from a satellite. No one even has to be on board. For exercise Bere and I swam out and touched it. You can Google it, Maltese Falcon Sailing Ship will get you to a site. Costs $325,000 per week to charter.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

March 3
Dear Friends and Family,

There are three cargo boats that bring goods to the Galapagos from Guayaquil. Two of them have been under going repairs the past two months so we’ve been running out of stuff more often than usual. Propane gas we run out of fairly regularly anyway, but now it’s things like sugar, chicken, ice cream, toilet paper and there is a rush to buy these things when they do come in so that if you are not on it, you’ll go another week without toilet paper, reminds us we’re living on an island.

Maestro- I was accustomed to thinking of this as the conductor of a symphony. Here we use the title for carpenters, taxi drivers, captains of boats, anybody who knows what they are doing with a particular job.

Oatmeal is made into a soup or juice, one sweet, the other spiced, both delicious. Nobody eats oatmeal as people do in the US.

My wife, Bere is the happiest mother I’ve ever seen. If when we were first getting to know each other, I’d have known how happy she would be, I’d have shown up for a date with her baby in my arms. He’s now eight months old and goes for a daily swim in the ocean of which he has no fear, sticks his own face under water, wants nothing more than to be released from our arms. He wants to crawl across the water.

One of our clients asked me dead seriously the other day if I had trained the sea lions. What had happened was she wasn’t a real strong swimmer, so we set her up with a boogie board and assigned her group’s guide to swim with her. I was called in to help with the rest of the group. Everyone was in the water, things were going well, lots of fish and sting rays swimming around, the group was having a wonderful snorkel, so I swam over to a little rock outcropping where the sea lions like to hang out. I enticed a couple of two year old pups to play with me and then swam them over to this gal on the boogie board. The pups swam around her, under and leaping over, stared into her face mask just inches away and then blew bubbles at her, the usual stuff. The sea lions arrive here in the Galapagos pre-trained.


I got to watch the super bowl this year on a big flat screen TV, in a bar on the second floor of an ocean front restaurant. The game was broadcast in Spanish with some Latin guys imitating US announcers of football with even more sophomoric statements and graphics than you receive in the US and of course it didn’t have the ads you do in the US either, but during the commercials I could look out at the fishing boats bobbing in the turquoise bay. I was the only person watching the game. I was able to watch it last year too on a regular TV, but before that I could only listen to it over the internet and before that of course I didn’t even think about it. I’m not sure which is better. I had a wonderful Super Bowl Sunday one year. I made myself some salchichas (closet thing to hot dogs), got some potato chips and settled down in front of the computer to listen to the broadcast on KNBR out of San Francisco. That might have been as good as watching it on the flat screen and of course maybe not even thinking about it at all was the best of all.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

February 2
Dear Friends and Family,

Our house keeper, Carmen is a squat Quechuan gal about four feet high with bad teeth. She’s twenty-six years old and she calls me, Don Rick. Our seven month old son was having a tough couple days and so finally, with apologies she asked if she could remove the bad spirit that was bugging him. What could it hurt? She took a fresh chicken egg, wiped it through his hair, waved it around his head a few times while chanting away, then quickly stood and ran out of the house with the egg to the lot on the far side of the street and chucked it into a rock. He instantly perked up and smiled. She’s done it successfully twice. So now when he’s cranky, I say he’s having an egg day.

For exercise Bere and I paddle across the bay to the beach on the far side of the bay and catch a taxi home. Last week it was Sunday afternoon and there were no Taxis, so we began walking home. It’s hot, the concrete’s hot, I’m bare foot. Javier, one of the police Captains saw us, called on the radio and a few minutes later a police truck showed up to give us a ride home in the back with our boards. It says right on the doors of their cars, “To Serve and Protect”.

Bere asked me the other day if I’d fly on over to Santa Cruz and meet the New Governor of the Galapagos on the wharf at six in the morning the following day. She told me he wants to develop tourism on Floriana and he’d like to do it the way we’ve been doing here. “And so?” I asked. “Just do how you do, take a packet, you’ll get the movie.” Here they say “I get the ‘movie’”, not the “picture”. I don’t know if maybe that saying in English is about movies. I always assumed photographs. Anyway, turns out our new Governor was born and raised on Floriana, current population 87. We run a Google ad that reads “The Real Galapagos, blah blah, Travel as part of the solution”. The thing about Floriana is, it is THE REAL GALAPAGOS, before there were tourists. There has been only one poorly run hotel on the island for the past thirty years and now because of the Governor’s brother there is also a series of nice cabanas on a heart breakingly gorgeous beach. There are coves and snorkeling lagoons, a private pier. I don’t have words so will try and attach some photos so you can get the “movie”. The sea iguanas are rainbow colored there. One will have turquoise legs, a pink to red body and a green/purple tail. There is one road that heads up to the farms in the highlands. There are only two farms. In the Giant Tortoise reserve, the tortoises walk around under foot. One tried to eat my sandal. There are natural springs… picture a rock grotto maybe thirty feet wide and fifteen feet high with sweet water flowing out of a horizontal crack in the middle. I mean sweet water. The Governor’s family is a tourist attraction themselves. Always joking and smiling. They have some stories. They’re real island people, like Swiss Family Robinson, ‘cept Galapagos style. So yeah, we’re gonna try and get some of our groups over there and we put together some package tours for a Swiss travel agency run apparently by a good friend of the Governor’s. Bere and I are planning on vacationing there.

I bought a twenty pound tuna yesterday for twenty bucks and was grousing about how expensive it was, until I remembered the cost of fish in the US. We ate about two-hundred bucks worth of seared ahi and sashimi, gave a good a quarter of it to Carmen and still have a few meals in the refri.

My wife says, “Miercoles!” (Wednesday) instead of “mierda” (shit) like shoot instead of shit or rather she used to. With the current phase our kid is in the first word out of his mouth may well be Spanish for “Shit!” I used to call him Senor Babas (Mr. Spittle), but lately he’s been on a mission to stand up and fall all his waking hours. Usually he lands on his butt, however seems just as often it’s his head hitting something on the way down or if not on the way down then on the floor. I’ve begun calling him Senor Choce (Mr. Crash) and when he’s having an extra tough day I say, “Mierda! Mr. Crash is having an egg day.”

Hope your egg days are few and far between.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

January 2
Dear Friends and Family,

Here in Ecuador we don’t celebrate the “New” Year, we celebrate the end of the last year. It is “El Fin del Ano”. Happy end of the year to everyone! I hope you all had as wonderful a year as we did!

I was talking to one of our “hearts” (visitors) the other day about an American gal who also lives here. I am the only male gringo living on the island. There are two other American females, one Kiwi, assorted Chileanos and Columbians. Actually the true descendants of the original colonists are the minority, the majority are more recent imports from the continent. My wife for example was born in Quito and received her residency based on the years she spent here and that her family owned property before they changed the laws. Anyway this American gal, a retired nurse married a local builder guy (kind of like a bricklayer in the US). She bought some land. He started building a hotel for her. A year later she divorced him which meant she’d lost her status as a Galapagenian gained in the marriage. So she married another “contractor” and he is now finishing her hotel. I was saying how funny it was, the odd kinds of people that wash up here and stick. This nice old man said to me with a smile, “Present company included”.

The inter island airline here has only two planes and has been operating for more than ten years and proudly advertise “Without an accident”. Actually one plane did have to ditch in the ocean and the passengers were rescued by fishermen, another skipped off the runway into the bush and a third had its door fall off in the middle of a flight. These are only the things I’ve heard of and when I asked the manager about it the other day he said, “Well, we’ve had incidents, but never an accident.” I asked what he considered an accident, “When someone dies, of course.” With the number of flights they do, in the circumstances they do them, I doubt there’s an airline operating in the third world with a better record.

I bought a basketball. There are some hoops in the park across the street. I don’t know why it took me so many years. The ball size is number 7, so it cost seven bucks. Size six costs six bucks etc. Anyway, to play I only have to move the soccer goal post.

Carmen makes a fresh what they call aji’ or hot sauce for them. It tastes like a fine gezbacho to me.

We get some odd requests from potential clients from time to time. Not really odd were we to be living say on the Kanapalli Coast of Maui, but here… Glancing up from a letter written by a family from Scottsdale, Arizona, out the window I saw a bare foot kid with two live chickens, their feet tethered with either end of a blue nylon rope he had slung over his shoulder so that as he walked, one chicken bounced on his back, the other on his stomach. He was passed by an entire family of four on one bicycle. The letter read. “We are accustomed and accept nothing less than five star travel, accommodations, food etc. and wish to spend three days in the Galapagos. What do you have to offer?” The only five star things we have are people and the ‘Naturalesa” (animals etc.). The high end cruise tours might be what they’re looking for. On the largest and most expensive when the people return to their rooms after the maids have cleaned them, they find their towels are folded into the shapes of animals. We don’t have any towel folding indentured servants from Columbia working for us. We do have electricity 24/7 (generally), very clean comfortable three star habitations run by as I mentioned, five star people, natural food and water. The list goes on, but ends with “the chance to experience something that will change your life”. Another letter asks for the departure times of all the morning flights leaving Galapagos for Quito as they have a jet to catch to Parris, France the same day. Well, there’s the 8:20, the 9:05, 9:35, 10:15, 11:00, 11:30 and 12:30, excepting Tuesdays and any flights scheduled before 12:30. Normally one plane arrives and departs here from San Cristobal everyday, except Tuesdays which makes Tuesdays even better than Sundays.

Speaking of planes… The Plane! The Plane! The jets don’t live here. They come and go with the tourists. Many people’s work is arranged around them. The airlines have a “schedule” but it’s treated as a “suggestion” or a “more or less”. These people know they don’t have to do anything until about half an hour after the plane arrives. Everyone knows when the jets come in, like the ringing of the church bells, the jets come in flying low across the bay in front of the Pueblo. There’s a surf break at the head of the runway, if you’re in the water it’s a gas to watch the pilot line up the plane, wings tilting back and forth, maybe a little crabbing, the revving of the engines as they always come in a little short and the noise, you can see the people in the windows waving to you. There is a limited number of these jets that make the trip. We see the same ones over and over. Every one of them has either delivered or removed a loved one from our presence a time or two at least. I’ve begun to name them, study their habits, like “Gorillas In the Mist”. I’m beginning to understand the quirks and personalities of these mighty beasts and the cosmic forces that pull us toward them, allow us to walk willingly into their mouths.

Siempre Amor,
Rick, Bere and Erey

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